Sinister: "I could be a goth on a bouncey castle."

[Gary Done]

Adrian "Alan Wilkie" Evans wrote....

"The Boy Done again was wittering with someone about :

The LAnt jackets i remember were kinda beigey "blouson" style jackets
with
cheesey tartan linings, zip-up pockets and elasticated wrists

I had a black blouson style thing with said cheesey lining otherwise
known as a Harrington I believe.  I also had said Parka.  Anyone who
hasn't owned one of these top eighties eskimo fashionwear items has
never experienced pain.  Remember those cold winter mornings ? Mother
passes you your packed lunch with your bag of Wotsits, looks at you and
says..."You'll catch the death of cold like that". Grabs the zip (which
at this point is probably ooh say collar height but has a good seven or
eight inches leeway), and yanks it up to full eskimo setting, the zip
catching the fleshy bit under the chin.....OUCH I SAY."

Thank you very much you sadistic bastard. I'd quite happily forgotten about
that. Still, when it got really cold, a balaklava (or however you spell
that) kept you safe and sound from chin chaffing.

"Gary continued :

I felt sorry for Big Daddy's tag team partner, cos they always
had to have the crap beaten out of them for ten minutes, then somehow
crawl over to the corner to tag BD before he kicked the shit out of the
opponent.
They do all the hard work, then he waltz's in a takes the glory. Doesn't
seem fair to me.

THAT WAS ME !!!

And you're right it wasn't fair.  I went to the wrestlers union about
it, but all they said was "It's Big Daddy innit ? What can we do ? out
hands are tied..The guys bigger than the sport itself innit ?"
I considered changing tag partners to Paddy Roache, but he said he was
leaving wrestling as he'd got a part in Auf Weidershen Pet as the bloke
who never said much."

So Big Daddy was a bit of a pima dona then ?. He always struck me as being
like that, I hear that Giant Haystacks was a right lovey as well.

While were on the subject, my dad played golf with Mick Macmanus in some
charity golf do years ago.... and Harry Cross from Brookie as well, sadly
without Jegsy Dodd though.

Well, still no smut content from me, I'm trying my best, I just can't come
up with any. 87)

- Johnny Quango


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