Sinister: songs of love

[Andre Vieira]

Charlotte wrote and then went on to describe perhaps the most innapropriate
mood tape ever recorded:
>     This talk of the right kind of music for lurrvvve is all very well, 
>     but what about the wrong kind of music

Well, there was this very very very strange guy in my dorm last semester
called Vict*r (* used to protect his privacy) who said he wouldn't have sex
until he got married because of his religious beliefs (either until his
marriage or until he met a woman with really really massive knockers,
whichever suits you best).  Well, he had bought this "Best of Arnold
Schwartzeneger Soundtracks" CD, with songs taken from Schwartzeneger's
movies, such as the all-time classic "Konan the Barbarian".  Whenever
someone would enter our communal floor kitchen, he'd ask":
- "Hey, do you know what CD I bought?"
Usual reply (with an annoyed tone of voice):
- "No, Vict*r, which one?"
- "The Best of Arnold Schwartzeneger Soundtracks!  You wanna hear it?"
Usual reply (with an equally annoyed tone of voice):
- "Maybe later, Vict*r."

After observing this scene repeat itself a few times, I approached him and
said:
- "Hey, Vict*r, do you know what CD I bought?"
- "Which one?"
- "Love Themes Volume 3.  It's great stuff to listen to while you're having
sex." (Bear in mind that this was a fictional purchase mentioned only as a
joke; I would never, repeat, NEVER buy an album with the sole purpose of
shagging to it.)
- "Umpf.  If I was going to have sex, I would play a techno CD.  That way I
could keep the rythm."

After that, the conversation evolved into uninteresting comparisons between
Vict*r and a sledgehammer.  I'll spare the list.

The moral of the story is: Find out your partner's shag-soundtrack habits
before marrying him/her.

André.

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