Sinister: Ideas for Cheap Halloween Costumes

[Ian Hatcher]

Dear Lardarse Yank,
Thou clearly hath too much time on thine hands.  I suggest 
you follow the normal Yank course of action and have a 
wank, you fucking pwick.

Robert Fis
On Fri, 30 Oct 1998 12:09:34 -0500 (EST) FourJacksandaJill 
<bkim0 at dept.english.upenn.edu> wrote:

> 
> This is what I was thinking, 'cause as usual, I prepared too late for
> Halloween and am left wondering what to do.  I can really only use the
> clothes that I myself own...
> 
> a) James Bond.  I have a tuxedo (black natch) and a plastic replica of a
> Magnum gun, but I used this last year.  Also my cigarette holder
> (telescopes to 3') is a nice touch but it means I have to smoke.  Gets in
> the way of my new fitness kick (more a mental one than physical at this
> point).
> 
> b) Morrissey.  This is easy, some pomade for the hair, my Malcolm X/Buddy
> Holly glasses, gaudy beads round the neck, some kind of long sleeve
> button-up shirt.  Flowers in the back pocket.
> 
> c) Pimp.  I have a few leisure suits and platform shoes.  But no big hat
> w/ feather...or mink stole for that matter.  This is the classic costume
> to fall back on.
> 
> d) Cardboard box.  Semi-desperate but...well, maybe it's all desperate.
> Who knows.  
> 
> Anyone else have ideas?  I can't go as my evil twin, that would be just
> too lame.
> 
> Xavier
> -- 
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