Sinister: My cardigan is more punk rock than you'll ever be matey!

[Sarah]

Hello kiddies!

some dude writed :


I CAN'T BELIEVE SARAH ACTUALLY WROTE A LETTER TO THIS MAILING LIST!
HOW COOL IS THAT?

calm down matey, its only me......even though, I must admit I am pretty damn
cool and my posts brighten up your days....

ER SARAH WE HAFTA SORT OUT CONTRACTUAL STUFF I'MDOING A FILM ABOUT
SCOTTISH BIRDS WHO CAN'T SPELL, IT'S A CROSS BETWEEN TRAINSPOTTING
AND ANY OTHER MODERN BRITISH FILM WITH A HALF DECENT SOUNDTRACK ON
IT. . . .  . . .  ER HELLO?

Um, capitals.....calm your keyboard boyeee! Hmph I can spell. I just don't
choose to follow societys restrictions on my language, man! And I was born
in Scotland but we moved away when I was 5. All I remember of living in the
highlands was a big hill.....and playing with teh boy next door, who I
remember wore red pyjamas. I'll be up for your film if I get free drugs,
lots of ham and cheese sandwiches, chicken kievs and REAL chips, and cheese
and onion hula hoops and chocolate and speed so I can work all the calories
off afterwards....don't get the impression I'm hungry at this current moment
will youse?

I went out last night to a moshers club in Blackpool with my old high school
pals. It was funny! Best moments were when
1) they played INTERGALATIC by the Beastie Boyz which made me laff, all
these pimply kids were tryin' to 'give it large cha?' on the dancefloor,
while I giggled at them and tried to 'rap-dance', but I supose I just looked
a silly twat.
2) When they played DEBASER! A cracking tune!! I had a big grin on my face
by then, and I hadn't even got sloortered 'cos I had to go to work at 11.30
the next day.....

Sad bits - 1) I was BULLIED into dancing to Marylin Manson at the start of
the night.
2)  This is proof that I'm an old fart before my times, I actually thought,
'well I rate NIN more than this crap cos at least its got a tune and you can
hear the lyrics, the rest is just growling shite'......oooh, pensions...
3) I wore a JOY DIVISION tshirt, with a shirt over it. My friends boyfriend
then leaned over to me and shouted, 'Is that TERRORVISION??'..... GRRR! No
it bloody isn't and he hadn't even heard of Joy Division. Pah.
4) Simply Red. Why are they alive. Why aren't they dead? Kill them someone.

Anyway, Got to pass on a message now, could Alberto Perez please mail his
address again please, as I left it on the old computer which is now
dead..... :) gracias!

Peter Miller - my parents are going to Spain on Sunday. They are going to
post your tape when they get to Malaga airport, cheers for them!!!

Ho de hum I'm dull as poo aren't i.....
I'M GOING NOW BYE!!!!!!
Fluffy Candarel

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