Sinister: Gorgeous Birds (RSPB)

[PJMiller]

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I've seen a kingfisher - three times! It's blue, blue, electric blue on top,
and brown, brown, diggidon brown underneath. It's beautiful, man. Can anyone
lend me some binoculars?

Padraig said:

and then funkyseb dropped the
cigarette lighter on the passenger seat and burned a big hole in it
(naughty funkyseb) but it doesn't matter coz it was a rental.

You weren't rolling up a Funkyfag were you, Funkyseb?

Colin C said:

I saw you all sitting down the front, but I was to shy to say hello.

I'm not surprised, Colin.

Genevieve said:

stuart even says 'wank' which just shattered my image of
him..anyways,you better all be dancing when they play dirty dream #2!

It merely confirms my image of him as de-frocked vicar on the razzle.

Last night I went to the pictures and it was a French film and it was dead
good and it was called "Los Amantes del Circulo Polar" and it was very
romantic and you should all go and see it 'cos you'd like it. The French
people in it are either Spanish or Finnish (always a good sign) or German.
There's a bit of wanking in it, but only a bit, not much, and he doesn't
spunk up anyway. The youthful protaganist manages to look remarkably similar
to both Stephen Pastel and Bobby Gillespie. But not at the same time.

I had a look at the Glasgow picnic photos. They are valuable social
documents, and the people are extremely attractive, although one or two of
you could do with a trip to the barber's shop, young man.

Do I want the following LPs? UNKLE - title unknown / Wu Tang Killer Bees /
The Best of Junior Byles

Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience...

Bobby Chariot, MBE.

"all our custard creams are trying on overcoats"

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