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[PJMiller]

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Let's hear from Mr. Conneely's PJ MIller doll:

What a crap album! I *knew* it was going to be like that! If that's a
rollercoaster ride, I'll stick to a quick trot along the sands on a mangey
donkey. Sleep the Clock Around? I very nearly did when this limp-wristed
ditty put me into a deep coma. The Boy With The Arab Strap? The boy with
Queen's Greatest Hits, more like, becasue that song also sounds just like
"You're My Best Friend", written by neither Freddie nor Brian. What a load
of pish. It would have been *so* much better as twelve free flexi discs
given away with "There's a Little Bear" fanzine. Sell out bastards! How sad.
And the gigs were shit too. I *knew* it was going to be too hot, that's why
I didn't go.

Only joking, of course. I think it's a super album, just as it is. I
listened to it on a decent pair of headphones (people always say "decent
pair of headphones" as if you've got to be a wanker to have crap ones. Why?
One-upmanship again. I've got nice headphones, but the world's pishiest
stereo) yesterday, and there are lots of sounds that probably shouldn't be
there, like counting and talking, so that should come as a bit of a relief
to those who don't like the apparently posh production.

I don't know if anyone has already pointed this out (still haven't read Cock
Fun) but "Is the Wicker Man Scared?" seems to quote a keyboard line from
Felt at the end. It took me ages to identify it, so I was quite excited when
I noticed that the song contains the words "by the river". Surely no
coincidence when the Felt song is called "She Lives By the River". A few
days later I realised that song is not called "She Lives By The River", it
is called "She Lives By The Castle". I also live by the castle, if anyone
would like to see a photo of the street leading up to the castle, look at
http://www.diariovasco.com  , under the headline "Hondarribia fue una
fiesta". It's not a very exciting picture, but gives some idea of the
general level of lunacy in the air. But I digress. The song "A Summer
Wasting" - I think it sounds a bit like The June Brides, but I can't
remember very well.

We bought some fertilised soil for the house plants and it smells terrible.
I'm sure it's fertilised with dogshit.

love to all,
Bobby Chariot

"Dream one, you had a whole lot of fun with a comedian"

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