Sinister: Crudeness Ahoy - I warn you

[Chris Leonard]

Thanks to everyone who wrote down the words to the spaceboy dream.   Did
anyone notice Loopy Stuart's lyric changes in the London gig?  Of
course, I did.  Luckily I am a fast writer, and I caught the lot.

Spaceboy Pish

I dreamt I had to go to pish. I'm always kidding on about
going to pish through the day but faced with the reality of
it, in a dream, I was terrified. And it wasn't going to be
like a mini pish. There was three of us going, but we
couldn't all go into the same bog, we had to go one at a
time, with a day between us. I had to go first, and it was
the thought of pishing through all that black space, all
the darkness with nothing in it, and then being the
first one to pish there, all alone.

I knew it was supposed to be all dark around, with just a
bog, but what if I got there and it was light, all
civilised and populated and stuff. So I made a plan.

The other two pishers were going to be my pish assistant.
My dad would come first after me, so I decided when I pished
that I would just stay in my seat until he got there, and we
could both pish together, and look around and see what sort
of pish was there.

And when I woke up, and I was lying there in the darkness, I
thought I had pished, and I just lay still for a while, waiting
for my dad to get there too.

Forgive me,
   chrishmush


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