Sinister: Saucy Prize Post

[Chris Leonard]

Scrubber Miller:
>Thirdly, I recently won the right to be saucy and irrelevant without 
any grumbling >form Honey aka Honey (there are new people on 
the list).
>Here goes:
>The curiously attractive cabin boy Christopher Alexander Leonard 
informs us that >Trousers has got a semi-stiffy at about ear height, 
but he leaves it at that. "Semi->stiify" is such a vague 
expression...
>...
>...

It's hard for me.  To remember, it was rubbery.  Very nice indeed.  I 
didn't look that closely cos I was giggling and jumping foot to foot, 
pointing at it whilst not really registering where I was or what I was 
doing..  Oon wasn't impressed.  All those naked elephants walking 
about must taint a girls perception.   It was definitely pointing up 
upwards but  a bit flaccid at the end, like a melting submarine.   But 
since he was sitting back it was kind of like the bath effect when it 
floats upwards with no effort.  And without a bath.   It's like you 
get two magnets, and magnetically float a squirming meat train.

6/10

Christopher Alexander Leonard













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