Sinister: I'll show you claws

[Corpora Arenacea]

>because it's a feeble way in which to claw out some desperate scintilla 
of
>individuality in this zombifying mass-culture world.   or maybe not.
>

That's pretty funny considering that pretty much all of you listed the  
exact same bands. I swear, if anyone pulls that stunt again (i.e. asking 
questions that you know that every single dork on the list will answer, 
the same way- yourstruly as well in case you were wondering) I'll hook 
my car battery up to my computer and electrocute them. I had to 
unsubscribe.... it was that bad.... go to digest. I couldn't take it.
I mean, I really hate deleting everyone's messages en masse but I 
couldn't take another waiting three minutes just to see "oh, Smiths... 
Pulp..... Radiohead.... Jesus and Mary Chain..... Elliott Smith...." 
(oh! and no black people, ha ha, except for the alphabetizing 
trainspotter I saw toss in Albert Ayler, as if) I mean, really.
   The best instore music experience was once when Tower was pushing the 
Spiritualized album and left this disastrous 10-minute fuzz-storm 
playing, it was funny just to see people's heads turn up to the speakers 
like those flowers caught in stop-action on nature shows.
    Going into class every day of third grade made me sigh.... I just 
sat in the back of the class and copied maps out of atlases all day.
By the way, that was a bitchslapworthy question too but since it demands 
a modicum of creativity to answer (i.e. who the fuck remembers what made 
them sigh back then? Cry, maybe, but sigh? I think really young people 
only sigh when they're bored, and I think, really, that Belle and 
Sebastian would make a young boy sigh).
    Without misgiving, I paid upwards of fifty bucks to see Isaac Hayes 
play in Israel... I guess it was worth it as my brother and I were 
televised, live, running down to the front and dancing when "shaft" was 
played. Everyone else there was an uptight Israeli rock star or my 
uncle.
                             

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