Sinister: Mission: Sneaking Into Supper Club Impossible?

[Putneysays at xxx.com]

Hello, i've just joined this list, and already I've been awed by the abundance
of e-mail I've been getting from it...you rival the porn artists who insist on
filling my mail box, bravo!  But before I write any reamrks that can be deemed
disparaging, I was just curious about the age limit of the supper Club.  I've
heard all sorts of odd rumors about it, saying that the show is 21+, 18+, and
oddest of all, 16+...either way, does anyone know how good the chances of a 14
year old girl snekaing into the Supper Club past the scary bouncers?   Yes, we
all know that Stuart Murdoch has an unhealthy infatuation with nubile young
school girls such as myself.  Do you think that if I showed a bit of leg under
the pleated skirt of my school unfiorm, he'll lust and put me on the guest
list?  Speculation and condescending remarks about my age are welcome, someone
please answer me.
Thanks,
Susannah
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