Sinister: list confusion

[susannah]

on 28 Sep 98, Putneysays at aol.com wrote...

>
>Hello, i've just joined this list, and already I've been awed by the abundance
>of e-mail I've been getting from it...you rival the porn artists who insist on
>filling my mail box, bravo!  But before I write any reamrks that can be deemed
>disparaging, I was just curious about the age limit of the supper Club.  I've
>heard all sorts of odd rumors about it, saying that the show is 21+, 18+, and
>oddest of all, 16+...either way, does anyone know how good the chances of a 14
>year old girl snekaing into the Supper Club past the scary bouncers?   Yes, we
>all know that Stuart Murdoch has an unhealthy infatuation with nubile young
>school girls such as myself.  Do you think that if I showed a bit of leg under
>the pleated skirt of my school unfiorm, he'll lust and put me on the guest
>list?  Speculation and condescending remarks about my age are welcome, someone
>please answer me.
>Thanks,
>Susannah


Look everybody, this is not me!!! I know I have been quiet for ooh rather a
while now, but its all down to the fact that I am spending most of my waking
life in that shit hole they call Stevenage on a 'training' course (sorry
Trousers but its true) and when I finally return back at home to my PC I find
I've 300 messages to plough through). And I've got bags of rude mails up my
sleeve, its just finding the time to write them.
Basically 'Susannah', tough luck love but you'll have to find yourself another
name, but hang on, I rather like the idea of getting confused with a fresh
faced, nubile shoolgirl, hmmm. 
Actually I will give it a go and ask muggins to put you on the guest list, you
WILL have to wear your school uniform though. He likes that sort of thing.

Susannah.

+----------------------------------------------------------------------+
      +---+  Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list  +---+
 To send to the list please mail "sinister at majordomo.net". To unsubscribe
   send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to
 "majordomo at majordomo.net".  For list archives and searching, list rules,
   FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister
          +---+   "legion of bedroom saddo devotees"  +---+
 +-+  "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list"  +-+
+----------------------------------------------------------------------+