Sinister: "I'm not sure if I want Bowlie festival publicised"

[Honey]

I promised to shut my fat gob, but I'm not really am I?  Two things,
chums:

First off I got to read the whole Select article this evening, and
Lulu is still giggling and rolling about on the sofa about it.  The
following appears in big black satanic writing on page 34:

"I'm not sure if I want the Bowlie festival publicised.  We're a tidy
little community!" - Sinister mailing list founder, Honey

I was of course misquoted: not only do I not want Bowlie publicised,
I'd like it sanitised, plagiarised and circumcised please.  Keen
observers may wish to note that whoever does the big letters for
Select didn't talk to the person who does the little letters, and
stuck in "Bowlie festival" for "Sinister list".  I know it's a subtle
difference but I'm pedantic and feel these nuances of meaning count.
Big fat farts.

However, you should all pat yourselves on the back because in the
same article, Sinister is referred to as "the Mother of all fan
resources".  This is of course only because of the messages in the
archives, which I didn't write all by myself, in spite of appearances
today.  Apparently, in reference to Sinister: "You flippin' name it,
it's there".  Another blatant untruth: I've been looking for years in
the Archives for instructions on how to unplug the exit valve on an
Indesit B33RZ and it's conspicuous by its absence.

"And also": this latest communication beamed straight from the heart
of Jeepster International.

I thank you.

Honey x


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a few of the band members are working on writing the official tabs and parts for
piano, guitar, lead guitar and lyrics into a proper lyrics book as we speak. once
this is complete it will be available to purchase in all good bookstores, and the
belle and sebastian site at http://www.belleandsebastian.co.uk/ will exclusively
feature them,

of course we'll keep you up to date with this as and when it happens,

other things we're doing;
a belle and sebastian newsgroup
ALL of the video's including the weathershow and looper ones as well as the whole
b&s video collection (yes, dirty dream too) will soon be available on the net in
real video format in their entirity thanks to sonic net :)

cheers

david

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