Sinister: sinister minister in da house

[Alix Campbell]

cha cha cha

broadcast are quite lovely. only quite though. the singer is a bit, um,
unappealing, i know, i saw her in select once. but the album is pleasant,
and nice and short, so you can't get bored. which you conceivably could.
which is why they are only quite lovely.

i got mauled by a swan today. well, i exaggerate, but only because it's more
fun that way. there i was eating ma sammich, and a huge great swan comes
along, wanting some. so i gives it some, and it bites my finger, then eyes
the rest of ma sammich. so, greatly afeared, i fling said sammich towards
the river, in hope that swan will piss off. which it doesn't. so i slowly
run away. that's like in slo-motion. have any of you been mauled by birds
recently?


i think i shall return to my teapot.

alix.x


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