Sinister: smutister

[Emanuel Brown]

ah, springtime! and the collection of cardigan-clad farmer sinisterniks hoist their plowshares up into the feeble millenial sunlight in the hopes of appeasing that fearsome god of sexual malleability, lucky pierre. pierre will most certainly demand that all of the plowing and milking gets done in a democratic manner, with everyone doing their best to comply at the now-infamous GrabberHands RuttyFestival. what kind of harvest will we see come fall? only the smutister almanac has the answers and i've misplaced mine...

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