Sinister: la jardinage me passione

[Genevieve Wesley]

are we all talking about romantic bus stories? I HATE buses! 
schoolbuses have no respect for us country folk. There couldn`t have 
been a more worse day to miss the bus,normally I`d be jumping up and 
down at the thought to stay home,but i have to do this lettre for 
french about how i want to be a gardener,and now i cant get it in,and 
wahh FAIL FAIL FAIL.

...Stuart Murdoch might not be at the Bowlie festival,you may not 
realise this,but he`s a Goblin King. See,there was this young lady 
named Guntherette,who lived in a mud-hut,(the girl was practically a 
slave,but no-one knew that the Goblin King was madly in love with her) 
and wanted to experience the better things in life...and she so wanted 
to go to the beautiful Sands Of Camber,where she could frolick in the 
sparkling waters,wash her hair with the mini-bottles of shampoo,sleep 
in and twirl around. Her wicked witch-guardian wanted to crush fun and 
joy from Guntherette`s life,merely,because she had the power to do 
so,the wicked witch`s answer for everything was "Because I Say So".
  Guntherette was being very fowl and cursing the wicked 
witch-guardian and moaning about all the unpleasant-ness and 
un-fairness in her life and cried out "You can bet it is a bitch,kid!" 
These words summoned up the Goblin Murdoch King....he flew in through 
the window,a magnificent purple aura surrounding him,wearing italian 
leather thigh high boots and a billowing lilac cape,his 
feathered hair shimmered and danced in the light,hundreds of the 
finest jewls you`d ever seen adorned him. "Goblin King,Goblin King!" 
she cried. The Goblin King walked slowly and very dramatically towards 
her,every step echoing through the hall. "I`ve brought you a 
gift,peasant girl." "Oh! Oh! A ticket to Bowlie!" The Goblin King 
snickered. "Shut up you.It`s a crystal,nothing more,but if you turn it 
this way and look into it,it will show you your dreams." The Goblin 
King proceeded to twirl and prance around,tossing the crystal high up 
into the air, balancing it on his head,rubbing his stomach,patting his 
head,all at the same time. "But there is a catch..."
"What!?" Guntherette exclaimed. The Goblin King whispered into her 
ear. "I`ll never! I don`t need your crystal!"

The Goblin King stamped his foot. "Do not defy me." He snapped his 
fingers and his little mini-goblin minions appeared, stu-D-goblin and 
mick-goblin,ferocious and snarling,tried to bite at her ankles.Then a 
dark purple smoke rose up around him and he started to sing "Your eyes 
can be so cruel.Just As I can be so cruel.But I still believe in you."

that`s the end.It`s supposed to be vague and artistic,like it leaves 
you wondering,you know? there`s lots of good parts,but i left them out

bye bye,(kiss,kiss)
your bored-missed-bus sinister pal...genevieve


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