Sinister: token effort

[Alix Campbell]

hello

i have a problem. bus drivers keep talking to me. they never used to, and
now they strike up conversations. today one said 'do you recognise me?' and
i said no. turns out he drives tractors at the farm down the road from my
house. what he was doing on a bus is beyond me (do not say 'driving it',
please, that wouldn't be funny) earlier this week i got asked 'what do you
know, gal?' they won't leave me alone. i may buy a bike.


> A special interest film called "Student Nurse"?  I think I might have
> seen that one.
>
>Mark Casarotto]  I've got the vid Kevan, you can watch it in the
>chalet if you like, um, when the girls are asleep...

that's not fair, mark. i think i shall sulk. anyway, kevan will be busy with
his mudwrestling.

is it illegal to sell dutyfree cigarettes? hypothetically if someone were to
sell me 20 marlboro lights for £3, would they be breaking the Law? actually,
i don't care, don't bother answering that, it's dull.

anyway, with bowlie creeeping up on us like a listee with only a few days
left in the nursery (never could do metaphors, or whatever they're called),
i am almost wetting myself in anticipation. as opposed to a weak bladder.
that wouldn't be savoury at all.

anyway, i still have nothing to say. oh, thankyou anyone what bought me a
drink friday night.


love alix




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