Sinister: hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy yoghurt man

[Jygsaw18 at xxx.com]

In a message dated 4/17/99 4:07:54 PM Eastern Daylight Time, 
rachel at tigermilk.freeserve.co.uk writes:

<< a couple of years ago a guy in a big mac sat across the aisle from me on 
the
 no.52. he looked like your average flasher/pervert, so i was intrigued when
 he rummaged in his bag and got out.....
 
 a yoghurt. he stroked the tub for a bit and then slowly unbuttonned his
 coat. i was definitely fearing the worst by this stage until i saw what was
 sewn into the lining... inside pockets filled with.......
 
 
 rows and rows of plastic cuttlery!!!
  he then proceeded to eat FIVE yoghurts, each with a different spoon which
 he licked clean before putting it back in his coat!
 man, it was weird.
  >>
      and that yoghurt man was none other than my Uncle Reynald. He's only 
loony when he's riding busses.... 
rachel: perhaps it was some odd form of performance art. You know, acting 
like you're faking acting normal. I like to think that some if not all of the 
weird people I see in my daily rounds are faking lunacy in order to play a 
monstrous practical joke on everyone.

 I wish I were going to bowlie....

   dave* 

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