Sinister: I'm a little teapot, short and stout.

[Robin Stout]

Hello everyone

	I've just woken up, in the middle of a Nuclear Physics lecture, 
after spending the morning shuffling around hopelessly in a sort of 
daze. I can't really work out why but I think Captain Morgan had 
something to do with it. I felt like someone had siphoned off my 
blood and replaced it with vegetarian gravy. Anyway, like I said I've 
just woken up in the middle of the most boring lecture you could 
imagine, given by a man who looks like he really should have been 
born as a vole or a hamster or something that burrows instead of a 
bloke with a piece of chalk that keeps breaking, and I found it 
strangely fascinating. It's like I've entered a crazy wibbly wobbly 
world where nothing makes sense. Gah! Maybe it's the pre-Bowlie 
trauma or something.

No teapots? Blimey! Maybe if I bring my own I'll be like the little 
boy with the snotty nose and greasy shirt whose mum sent him off on 
Cub camp with a big bag of sweets, so everyone would his friends. And 
you could all be my friends because I had a teapot, and, oh! I'd be 
so glad, and then you'd steal my pants and fill them up with ants. 
No! You bastards!

Natasha asked:

>Who is the thousandth member?  Should
>they be let out of the nursery early as an
>honourary privilege, or is there a secret tw**
>prize lined up for them? 

A special Twix prize? Maybe I should have re-subscribed. Although I'd 
have preferred a Double Decker really.

Only three days to go. I'd better start packing...

Robin
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