Sinister: oh gosh I have a plane to catch in... eeek

[MWaggner at xxx.com]

Ohhh, all this Tweestock excitement and I am never ever going to get 
packed... 

First off, when I looked at the map of Camber Sands, the one I *knew* would 
be provided, I was struck by the configuration of the camp.  Scary.  Somehow 
I suspected there would be luggage searches at the gates, little stands set 
up right in front of the guard towers which are cleverly disguised as 
merchandise kiosks.  
But I did not think there would be middle-of-the-night raids to see if people 
are wearing jammies...

So, be sure you've brought your condoms and bits ... for last minute 
emergency ordering of prophylactics write to Magnetic Megan, who has 
unselfishly volunteered  to stay at home in order to arrange last minute 
overnight shipments of Hello Kitty condoms direct from Japan to forgetful 
festival attendees.  All she asks is that you bring her back a gift in 
return.  Before and After photos of Kitty showing how much he grew do NOT 
count.

I'll volunteer to be the surrogate parent for any lost child turned in at the 
courtesy booth...I hear any unclaimed children will be sent to the workhouse 
of an unnamed international conglomerate and I am staunchly opposed to child 
labor.   I am also available to provide helpful hints for the hiding of 
contraband substances as the last (poser) Woodstock had metal detectors and 
searches at the gate as well (not a bad idea, that puffa jacket one).

Mr. Miller, Jeepster cannot be sued because they did not put the information 
on cd.

I urge you all to remember -- there are roughly 2600 of US and how many of 
them?  Piece of cake.  The twee-k can certainly inherit the small piece of 
earth that is Camber Sands.

--michele, not packing




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