Sinister: judy and the dream of orgies

[Joss Moorkens]

Archel:
why don't you write a little note on a fiver which you then leave her as a
tip. this would definitely spark my interest if not win my heart
immediately.

This doesn't always work. My mam used to have a school uniform shop, and
this funny little beardy man would occasionally come in, saying he needed to
get a uniform for his daughter. He explained that she was roughly the same
size as him, so he could try it on for her. He would then try on the uniform
and begin to get excited and a little sweaty. Then he would remove the
uniform, and say 'fnank you' in his funny little voice before running out
the door. On one of these little visits, he spied my sister behind the
counter, so he gave her an envelope. This contained a pound note and a badly
scrawled pencil message saying: 'please come around to my mum's for tea at
six o'clock'. While this obviously sparked her interest, it failed to quite
win her heart. She gave the man back his pound and politely declined his
kind offer. Perhaps if it had been a fiver she'd have acted differently....

So I wouldn't personally recommend the note on a fiver.
Although it may be more successful if you haven't just been excitedly cross
dressing in front of the lucky recipient.
la lala
Joss



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