Sinister: A matter of some considerable concern

[Tim Hopkins]

Dear Sirs,

It has been brought to my attention that some fat shambling drunk 
was at the Bowlie festival passing himself off as me. 

Let me assure you all that I stayed in London this weekend, sipping 
lapsang souching and working on my thesis, which concerns Pop, 
Aesthetics, the Class system, early Primal Scream and the Stone 
Roses. 

Apparently this imposter bears some physical resemblance to me, but 
is an embarrassing and foul-mouthed soak. 

May I take this opportunity to apologise to anyone at Bowlie or 
elsewhere who has been taken in by this charlatan. I assure you that  
I could never countenance behaving in his boorish manner.

I should also make it clear that any further association of me with 
this ludicrous buffoon, on this list or elsewhere, will be met with 
swift and decisive action, courtesy of my lawyers.

Regards,

T. Hopkins 

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