Sinister: Two and a half days in love with you...

[Alasdair Cook MS1996]

Not a bad little weekend, there. Edited highlights coming up:

The impromptu megaphone enhanced gig, with Sarah looking as embarassed
as it is possible to be and singing along despite not knowing the words.

Hearing the fantastic H!O!P!kins impersonator (had me fooled) spout his
theories about Sgt Pepper being the root of all evil in the world etc,
and finding him wandering about in an entirely convincing daze and
almost in tears after Vic Godard.

Witnessing some of the cheapest prostitution this side of Bankok (or is
that Bangcock?) involving theivin' gypsy tarts Leaonard, Trousers,
Moorkens and Dastoor. Slags.

The sinister football team being cobbled together to replace Looper less
than an hour before the tournament and going on to destroy everyone in
their path up until the final, when they lost on pens to the jammy
bastards from Camera Obscura. Sorry, the excellent sports from Camera
Obscura who thouroughly deserved their victory. Disappointingly,
impressive though Mad Dog Murdoch's legs of sex were, they couldn't
propel the B&S team past the first round.

Trousers looking at various points during Sunday night like Steve
Lamacq, Lou Reed and Stevie Wonder, though his request for Stu M to give
us Baker Street on his shiny new sax was cruelly ignored.

Watching the sun rise upside down (the sun, not us) on Sunday morning,
and moving swiftly away from the group of Glasgow neds (what the fuck
did I go down there to get away from for 5 days?) who turned up on the
sand dunes once this sight had been witnessed.

The sinister picnic on Sunday when it quite incredibly remained sunny
throughout, while I managed to eat a sandwich without getting sand in
it.

Sodastream's secret chalet gig, (cheers Jim!) which was very cool.

Finally working out on Monday night what the badge someone gave me at
the end of B&S (see subject box) meant.

Generally laughing our tits off about hundreds of things including the
exceptionally good Willy Wonka, the huge monkey, the hairy cave, bad
puns, good puns and lots more besides.

Oh, and some bloke from Ayr with his weirdo mates who stopped me from
seeing Godspeed You Black Emperor. Bastards.

Thanks to the wonderful Carsmile Steve for the badge (have a great
wedding day mate), Jim and Damon for the Frosties, the sinister football
supporters who remained to cheer on the team rather than go and see
Sodastream/Looper (and Mr Murdoch who switched allegiances half way
through the final to support us), Alix, Kevan, Mark, Vicky and Ailsa for
putting up with my strange eating habits and bad jokes for over 4 days,
(is this starting to sound like an Oscar speech? Frankly I don't give a
shit, cos I had an amazing time) and everyone else I met who were
without fail fantastic in the extreme (somebody stop me here before I
get hold of the remote wanking machine). And for the very last and
absolute final time, sorry Mark.

What can I say? Looks like the kids are alright after all. Who'd have
though, eh?

Alasdair xx
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