Sinister: I've got sand up my bumhole

[funkyseb]

...four showers and much Q tip probing and I'm still leaving little 
castles everytime I sit down. Bloody seaside holidays. 
I'm sure everyone must be getting sick of Woblie stories, but I went, so 
ner, and I'm going to talk about it. Firstly and lastly, immeasureable 
thanks must go to Pam, and her bus, and the lovely driver, who obligingly 
let us stop on the hard shoulder for a fag when we wanted one. I have no 
idea how we would have got back home without our double decker friend. 
Respect. And BIG thanks to a certain tabby haired popstar who entertained 
everyone all weekend, not least with his songs, but even more by being 
shit at football and running about like a girl ;-)

    So when's the next one, eh? All festivals should be this good- great 
telly, sunny days, a beach with dunes you can play war in, and people you 
know everywhere you look. Shame that Pontin's seemed to think that we 
were scum, and deserved none of the luxuries (like safe electrics and 
clean sheets) that we'd expected, but this can all be sorted out, I'm 
sure.  

Sod it, I'm not going to beat about the bush. STUART, IF YOU"RE READING 
THIS, CAN WE HAVE ANOTHER BOWLIE? IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING!!

funkyseb<who is still wearing his wristband, in silent protest at the 
injustice of his having to go back to work>
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