Sinister: wanking from a distance, oh you crazy catz

[Robert Foster]

I began to wish I had gone to Camber Sands, I mean it sure beats sitting
here in my room watching the rain fall outside.  But then some e-mails
started coming back and with stuff like remote wanking machines (RWM) and
sandy bottom holes, I kinda thankful I stayed here.  I also checked out the
'I saw you' on B&S's site - oh dear.  Though some of the messages were
quite sweet.  Some people desperately trying to seek the girl at the Vic
with the orange T-shirt who's friends possibly called her Amy, though it
sounded like Sarah, or possibly David.  Rearrange this sentence 'Stack,
Hay, Needle, A, In'.  Though if there is one in September you might find
that him/her.

I wish I had a bin in my bedroom, I threw the other away cuz it was too
dirty.

Jaffat Corncrake
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