Sinister: The Mighty Sinister will rule again!

[Fluffy Sarah]

I'm still tired so...heeey.....you have a choice to read or not. Don't
moan if you don't like it. Fuckers! I'll tell you who's a fucker and
thats the girl that Michele beat up when B&S were on. Fuckette? Oh well.

Bowlie. Did we start this? With the Sinister Soul Weekender? I think we
did. Its us. Aren't we great. 

I got a picture of Stuart smiling JUST FOR MEEEE! Waaaaah hands in the
air! Rock Bitch Murdoch! Its wierd I think, how he's changed onstage.
Previously when I've seen B&S, its all been hunched over the guitar, but
at Bowlie - it was Rock City! Stuart has been spending too much time
being wanked off by Keith I think. Jealous? Shhhh...

It was so much fun meeting you all, much more fun than the Delgados! I
have decided to forgive Mark Casarotto for whatever I was annoyed with
him for, just because he says roulette numbers in French, the nonce. Les
jeux sont fait! I ask you. You're mad. 

Yes yes. You all heard about the fate of the Mighty Sinister fussball
team at the hands of Camera "cheating bastard wanky wanky poo smell arse
and stuff like that quichey fools" Obscura well here are the facts.
After severeal Sinister CHAMPIONS bravely volunteered to play instead of
some poncey smellheads called Looper, for the first couple of games NOT
EVEN HAVING TSHIRTS, the Mighty Sinister (with ME as manager and
cheerleader) were in the final round. With "camera obscura" or what was
that Sarah? The cheating "ringers" as I believe is the football
parlance. They had a big bald scary psycho bloke who decided to bleed
all over the pitch. He deserved it though. Fucker.

Worst thing was that when Stuart came back with his gingernutty hairdo
and sadly enough trousers (where are the short shorts?!) he stood with
two girls who I don't like who were shouting for Camera Obscura. He
didn't cheer for them in so many words but...the traitor! Overheard
quote "looper are soundchecking so some kids from the sinister list are
playing for them instead...i'm split in half really"....or something
like that.

I was scared how much I was getting carried away with shouting at
football. WELL IN MY SON! on the head! OH REF!!!! I wish I had recorded
samples of Timothea Hopkins GETTING IN THERE and turned it into a techno
scratty anthem or something....its scary where my mind will go. The
football was better than bands and me and Aisla kick ass as
cheerleaders. OOOH AAAAH SINISTER SAY OOH AAAAAH SINISTERRRRRR....!!!! 

I see in the Melody Maker one of their scouts was wearing a Steps
tshirt. I'm jealous! I bought Rollercoaster by B*witched for 99 pee in
Tower Records in London Uk's hip'n'happenin' Camden Town on Tuesday.
Camdens not as good as Notting Hill though. I'm going to LIVE there
someday.

Belle and Sebastian played really well. Now what I say here may sound
snobby but I know I'm not the only one that thought it. Half the crowd
were muthafreakin tossers. I think they thought B&S were Terrorvision or
something where pushing people blatantly is acceptable! I actually
walked out after two songs as I was getting SOOO mad! I then ran back
and stood at the back and realised that I'm in love with Belle and
Sebastian. And however P!O!P!ulistic they may get thats not going to
change. Right here right now anyway.

My nails are dirty.... what other bands did I see. Um...Delgados who
were alright, Teenage Fanclub who were fun in the style of a comedy
comb, urrrrrrr...the Amphetameanies who have a song all about whiskey
which I know from somewhere but I can't think where...I saw Belle and
Sebastian... shit I have to have seen more bands than just them! Thats
nothing! I saw Duglas Stewart about a lot in a bluecoat jacket being a
birrova wierdo. I drank a lot of beers and saw the sun come up upside
down. And I danced badly as well, whilst wearing my twee outfit! Does
anyone have pictures? I have pictures :) Oh yes :)
I'M GOING NOW BYE!!!!!!
Sarah

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