Sinister: You made me forget my beans

[funkyseb at xxx.com]

.....damn, I missed Chris Geddes disco set. 
What a pathetic subject pun, I apologise unreservedly :-)
     Anyway, on to more pressing matters. An appeal, for a very worthy 
cause which I hope Honey will indulge me with.
    Here on sinister, we take certain things for granted. Wit, company, 
and a constant stream of post. We want for nothing, except maybe the odd 
win at the football, and a go on te wanking machne.
     But not far from here, there are a group of people, so miserable, 
dull and lonely, that they spend their days playing e mail hangman. These 
people are just like us, they hum the same tunes, they wear the same 
badges. And yet, for want of proper attention, these people are rotting 
away.
   By CCing just one of your sinister posts to the Belle&sebastian list, 
you can give these poor fuckers the greatest gift of all- the gift of 
friendship. Or at least the gift of not feeling like a total no mates.
          If no one acts, these people could lose the power of speech 
altogether. Give a man the power of words, and he can post for a 
lifetime. Thank You.

SMASH!CrasH!@!BaNg!!$^%$CrUnCh!
<Funkyseb smashes up his computer and storms off looking dead sexy>
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