Sinister: Belle and Sebastian content, plus more

[Jygsaw18 at xxx.com]

HEADINGS ARE FOR PRETENTIOUS SHITS

so you'd better bet I'm going to be using them virtually non-stop.

By the way, out of boredom, I went to alt.masturbation.net to see what that 
newsgroup had to say. Oddly enough they wouldn't shut up about Belle and 
Sebastian. So i never figured out how to "steer the pink rowboat" as they say.
Too bad.

I had some friends over. We watched/listened to Belle and Sebastian and 
talked about them for an hour or so. Does that count as content?

A NEW ALBUM FROM OUR POPSTERS

DId anyone else remember hearing this? something about an album coming out in 
the fall or something. Perhaps it was an EP. I don't know.

MICK COOKE IS HOTTER THAN THE SURFACE OF THE SUN
  And twice as sexy. with none of the pesky radiation. DId he actually mail 
the list again, or was it someone else named Mick Meanie? and if so, was he 
offering his opinon of the Amphetameanies or a review? Read the letter again 
to see what I mean.

I STILL DON"T BELIEVE SISTER DISCO EXISTS
    

THE CULT OF (CENSORED)

If only my name was dirtier, i could have lots more people thinking i was a 
list celebrity and an icon for the youth. Has anyone mentioned that fellow 
from Dukes of Hazzard? You know, the mechanic named Cooter? *
    
                                                                       *i 
think that qualifies as rude

Whoever mentioned "ghee", the buttery treat that's not nice to eat. Did you 
know that it's dumped on bodies at funerals, before they are cremated? I 
won't draw any comparisions to barbecues or cooking; i'm sure you've already 
made them in your heads.

THE 70's WHO

Was there an 80's WHO? I'm sure Keith could tell me. So could Sister Disco, 
if he were real. 

THE POGUES ROCK THE WORLD
albeit in remarkably drunken fashion. Pah to twee, there's nothing like 
falling face down in your own vomitus while shrieking "Pogue Mafuckinghone!" 

Or so I'm told.

Please excuse this post on account of the fact that there's two empty bottles 
of wine in my dustbin and a good bit of it in my stomach. I can barely feel 
my face.

What's tjhe process for getting a good nickname? Trousers should know. Unless 
his mother named him that. If so, I feel sorry for the poor bastard. I bet he 
had a hell of a time in school as a boy.


dave (moon man)
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