Sinister: Taming the Trouser Snake?

[Starry Pikachu]

Hello you lot, 

I've just arrived back from Swinging and Hip London Town, I have. I saw
lots of bands that had names like Velocette and Baxendale, but I had a
note from my mum saying I couldn't go to see Marine Research cos I had a
chesty cough. Baxendale mentioned Ricky Martin twice, and I LIKED THAT.
Velocette were quite spanking gorgeous too. I drank some Caffreys before
they came on as well, and I LIKED THAT TOO. Johnk was two hours late and
I won't let him forget it either.

How long do people SPEND wanking anyway? Whats the average time that it
takes males to get their kicks, as opposed to females? Can men only do
it once and then have to wait until their feeble inferior bodies recover
in time to beat their meat again?? Ladies can do one after the flurping
other, mate. Woah hey, yeah - thats feminism, cha.

Anyway - solo sex for him and her? Sleeping with PEOPLE is where its at
these days chaps. I slept with two different Sinister people this week,
and both times were GREAT. I did it with a BOY and a GIRL. But don't
worry LJM - I'm not treading on your dyke territory or anything - perish
the thought eh?

I hate the word "dyke" anyway. Bulldyke indeed. A dyke is a damn anyway
isn't it? You have a dyke in a river? Lesley thinks "in your dreams
mate". Fnar fnar! Or is a dyke....yeah - what IS a dyke in the original
sense of the word anyhow?

And hey, don't worry about being A List Celebrity either. It seems to
have been proved we're all wankers anyway. 

I've changed my degree to Spanish & Politics! (hopefully..) Only so I
can pull Ricky of course. He must be quite clever you know, cos he songs
his sings in loads of different languages, and dances like a WILD THING,
and sings....in a funny voice. 

Londons Sanrio selection in Topshop is pish compared to the Manchester
one. YEAH! And right get this. Perhaps I'm just, you know, small town
and that - but I thought Camden Town, saturday night, it would be
CRAWLING with cabs! BUT NO! WE WALKED! FROM CAMDEN! TO EUSTON! TO GET! A
CAB! MY FEET STILL HURT! HOT DAMN! EVEN IN PRESTON! THERE ARE TAXIS!
EVERYWHERE! BUT IN LONDON! NOOOOO!

If you don't know where those places are - neither do I really - just
assume its a long way when you're sooo tired and just want to sleeep...

Speaking of which, its 23.44, my MAX AIR ("its not chewing gum, its a
LIFE EXPERIENCE" - quote from me) WOT JUST ARRIVED FROM (the boardz uv)
KANADA is losing its flavour, so I will leave now.
night night sleep tight, 
Sarah 
xxx
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