Sinister: The Hymn for Air Conditioning

[Martin Robinson]

Hello all,

I think I'm melting. Even my industrial strength fan here at work is
blowing warm air down my ear. Which would normally be quite nice as it is a
very pretty fan with all its bits in the right places, but whilst in the
humid tropics of South West suburban London it clearly isn't on. Apparantly
animals aren't allowed to be transported in such conditions as I'll have to
face on my trek on the tube to see Hefner tonight. But fortunately I get to
listen to some fab pop music at the end of my journey where as said animals
end up sliced on someone's plate, so it's not all work, work, work or
something.

I'm afraid I feel very responsible for Matt's bandanged appendage. I was
openly encouraging his footballing antics when he clearly wished to return
to his vodka and less energetic lifestyle on Saturday. I can only humbly
apologise and say I'll buy you a pint at the Heffers. But if anyone else
wants to meet up tonight at the "umm Jazz Café nice" I'll be the one still
making wanking gags whilst pointing to Matt's sporting injury.

Speaking of football my Anelka-like transfer saga to the Sinsiter team is
similarly still up in the air as I think the Stereolab's gallic flair may
suit my continental temperament better. By continental temperament I mean
having a few too many Kronenbourgs. Plus there are a few too many good
players already such as Alisdair "better than Ginola" Cook, Stevie's "ball
controlling" Trousers (that sounds a bit like a new Viz cartoon), Jim "the
next David James" Taylor, Matt "limp wrist" Powell, Marcus "Pass!
Pass!...OK pass out then" Omond and many others, even Mark "Chopper"
Casarotto's Batty-esque physical presence is to be admired (though that dry
cleaning bill's still on it's way Mark). Anyway, we'll have a Sinister
squad for All Tobermory's Panties even teams like Man U* would admire. And
potentially with Ailsa's charismatic managerial skills the world is our
ummm planet.

Must dash before I type even more bollocks,

Te ra,

Martin

ear confection recordings
(http://www.send.demon.co.uk)

* By "Man U" I obviously mean bunch of arse

P.S A big shout of "fridge" to Vince


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