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[Sleeka Sounds]

Dear gang,

There was a really shite film on telly last night called "Lightning Jack".  
It had crocodile dundee in it and haha Keith and Peter's favourite singer, 
Roger Daltry from the 70s WHO.  Roger Daltry from the 70s WHO was a tough 
cowboy and spoke in a really terrible American accent.   It was embarrassing 
to watch.  I was embarrassed firstly for Roger Daltry from the 70s WHO, then 
for Keith, then for Peter in turn.  Mind you it probably wasn't as bad as 
Bowie in Twin Peaks.  That's very interesting, isn't it?

Talking of being embarrassed, a few weeks ago former Belle and Sebastian 
member (and Jon Voight's brother) Chip Taylor was on telly.  It was a 
program called "Songwriters circle" where three songwriters sing their songs 
in turn, going round in a circle of direction.  Chip was blabbing on about 
his gambling problems again, but luckily he didn't play "My mum was a 
pisser".   Or "Back in 98, before the cloning".  Deary me.  The other 
singers where Nick Lowe, who was really good and Jimmy Web, who wrote one of 
the greatest songs ever, "Wichita Lineman".  Unfortunately Chip chose to 
sing it, and totally fucking butchered it.  Poor Chip.  What a pisser.

I was just thinking, while honey is at updating the photos pages perhaps we 
could have a new section called
"people having a wank".  Fluffy Sarah has got a picture of me having a wank, 
that could be the first one in it.  Don't worry, hoho, I've, I've, I've not 
got the cock and balls out or anything, I'm using the machine.  Did I tell 
you that the remote wanking machine has a shift key and Num lock for the 
girls?

Paul, thanks for sharing The Horse-Chestnut Flower story.  It's amazing how 
much everybody seems to be getting into this wanking thread.  Must be the 
sun or something.  You know if you go to vet school that means you have to 
learn how to digitally manipulate a canine, which means wank off dogs.  In 
fact, It really irks me how undiscussed wanking off dogs is. It's crazy how 
many of my pals have got dogs, but don't admit to wanking them off if 
they've been a good boy.

Yours,
  Chris Leonard

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