Sinister: Sperm Trees

[Pete Ramsdale]

Paul "Peter" Sallis said....

"Old Chap....Front Bottom....Horse Chestnut flowers....smell....loins"

So *that's* what they are. Whore's Chestnut trees. When I was at
university, apart from everything being fields ('xept it wasnt, cause
most of the buildings in Oxford are even older than I am) the womens'
group at Trinity college put a motion forward to get the sperm tree in
Front Quad cut down. I have no idea at all whether this was passed or
not, but it was bloody funny that they were up in arms about it. I
have recently noticed the same smell outside Colchester Tescos, which
is probably why sales of 22p value semolina have dropped.

Go figure,

lol p xx.
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