Sinister: This May take a while

[Chris_t_opher]

Hmmmm...
I'm intrigued

As I see it (through untinted, glasses-free, slightly bloodshot eyes on a
large screen) there is no particular topic and people rarely talk (to each
other) about any common subject on this mailing list!

Sounds like my kinda world!

As I get into this, my scribblings WILL become less in-the-way and more
humorous (god I hope I'm right this time)

So, I better start by telling you who the hell (can I get away with
blasphemy?) I am and why the hell (ditto) you're reading this damn thing :-)
:

17 male and living well up north (Lancashire (England))
How I got here and am still here is still a mystery to me (I cant remember
sending no email)
What I do with myself is the same as most other 17 yr. olds - that means I'm
a student who keeps on getting told to "do some f@#+¬`g work for once"

I don't know anyone here (on the list, not in my village) and don't s'pose
there will be many from round Blackburn/Burnley/Preston way (?)

That's all the intro crap (how about that one big brutha?) outta the way!

I will be responding to emails purely by the order that I read the little
buggers (I'm really testing the verbal limits of the list here - woohoo!)

Please inform me if you think I should be very very very surreal or just a
bit surreal with my messages!!!!

And, OON. That email about the weather and your niece nearly made me
dislocate my jaw - luckily I was eating peanut butter at the time - but it
did make quite a mess over my computer. Keep it up oon, and then keep
writing mad emails.

This email is far toooo long for it's own good!

Chris_t_opher  <ICQ#44383377>

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