Sinister: RV: Stop! Look What You're Doing to Me

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De: nexus99 <nexus99 at arrakis.es>
Para: B&S mailing list <sinister at majordomo.net>
Fecha: miércoles 4 de agosto de 1999 17:34
Asunto: Stop! Look What You're Doing to Me


>I wish someone would invent an e-mail program that automatically
>started each message with an apology. Sorry to the people I owe
>replies to, I'm so busy I haven't even got time to mop up my
nocturnal
>emissions.
>
>Girls! When you have a wank, do you sit on your hand until it goes
>numb first, so it feels like someone else is doing it? I'm just
trying
>to work out what's so incredibly complex about it, I mean, a wank's a
>wank's a wank's a wank, isn't it? From the sound of things, and at
the
>risk of causing a major wool shortage, I reckon some of you girls
>would be well advised to take up knitting.
>
>Roger Daltrey wanks trouts off, you know. What he does, he puts his
>red indian outfit on and then he gets a bucket of water, and then he
>wanks  a lady trout off until a big load of eggs comes spurting out
>(because that's what happens when girls have a wank) into the water
in
>his bucket, then he wanks off a boy trout until it shoots its load
>into the bucket, and then he mixes it all up with his microphone
until
>it's a nice thick creamy slobberdosh texture. Then he swings his
>microphone around his head like a lassoo to get rid of the excess
>spunk. Then he takes the bucket to a special  high tech trout
>incubation unit and puts it inside a kind of hairdryer unit with
>needles, like the one from "Tommy", and leaves it until all the baby
>trouts hatch out. And there you have it, Bob's your uncle.
>
>I looked in my WHO book yesterday, to se if there was any mention of
>"Lightning Jack" ("a comedy about two outlaws who just wanted to be
>wanted") , but there wasn't, so I looked up Roger Daltrey on the
>highly impressive Internet Movie Database. Check it out at:
>http://us.imdb.com/Name?Daltrey,+Roger
>Well, I think that's the right address, but it hasn't gone a nice
>purple colour, so it might be wrong. Anyway, there's loads of films
>with  Roger in, including the upcoming George Best biopic "Best",
>which should be fantastic. Roger plays Rodney Marsh. Ian Hart plays
>Nobby Stiles. I like him. Patsy Kensit plays George's long-suffering
>wife, probably the one he stole a fur coat for. Just when you least
>expect it, just what you least expect. I hope the Hibs years are
given
>a thorough going over.
>
>My only B&S content is to point out that there's no sign of Tigermilk
>in the shops round here. Good job I've got a vinyl one. Bad job I
>haven't got a record player.
>
>Doctor Mitchell, I don't know if you've heard, but there's an eclipse
>of the sun next week.
>
>Ooon, I don't know if you've heard, but Thailand is completely
>flooded. I think the jazz-mad King must have gone a bit doolally with
>his new rain-making plane.
>
>Peter
>

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