Sinister: Trousse away!

[Robert McTaggart]

Hello Lovelies,

My heart is full of love today, unlike yesterday when it was full of
poo.  What is the reason for this turn-around, you cry, as well you
might?  Well, apart from my orgasmic delight at the return of Thim
Hopkins, who feels our pain, and the arrival of another beautiful Gal
Costa LP in my letterbox yesterday (not literally, as it would have
broken and that would be foolish), it's the knowledge that folks in
the UK will soon be able to see the screen debut of Little Stevie
Trousse, our very own Ragged Trousered Philanderer, in Roman
Polanski's latest blockbuster "Rushmore".  Being an international
jetsetter, I have already seen this film when I was swanning around
across "the pond" and I can assure you that Trousers turns in a
woody-giving, knicker-dampening performance of unparalled pathos and
beauty in his smart school blazer and "indie-rock" glasses.  See it,
or never know what lust is.

I have to take issue with Steady Mike's notion about men having the
upper hand over women in the all-over body hair competition, as I
distinctly remember losing a "who's got the hairiest legs?"
competition to a female Sinisterine back in the day.  Luckily, I've
got some Dyke Skeelz now, they're in a rather fetching shade of blue
and go beautifully with my spandex trousers.

Me and Wumpkinny bought the Guiness Book of Hit Singles for a low, low
price the other day, and we've since had more fun than we would from
an entire encyclopaedia of pop-up kama sutras.  Apparently this is the
one with all the mistakes in it, but that just makes it all the more
dirty.  It's put the spice back into our marriage, I can tell you, and
we work ourselves into a sexual frenzy trying to achieve ever higher
chart positions.

Adding my two cents to the "Isobel: princess of pop or indie Bonnie
Langford" debate, my favourite Isobel moment is the bit at the end of
the session version of "I could be dreaming" when she forgets her
coyness and turns into Oor Wullie. At least I think it's Isobel, it
could be Mrs Rab C.Nesbitt.

Camille Taglia xxx
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