Sinister: A soap-dodging street urchin writes...

[Alasdair Cook MS1996]

Mr Steve Sharp tongue had the bum cheek to say:
 
> I think he'll find all sinister peeps are by nature Celtic fans because we're 
> sweet,funny,nearly always happy bunnies and terribly well adjusted..And 
> not,for example,dirty orange biggoted soap-dodging scum.

And I have one word for him. Treble.


The now non-lurker Ant Fineran (whose name I've just realised is an
anagram of Fire Ant nan, presumably the mammy's mammy of Fire Ant wee
boy) espoused:

> Stuart M is wearing a Dennis the Menace t-shirt!

Aah, but the link goes even further, you see. For just as Dennis has a
complete wardrobe filled with red and black striped jumpers, so our own
favourite trouble maker Struan has nothing in his tallboy except
hundreds of short sleeved white school shirts and grey school trousers,
which he wears around the town, and to dancing discos and such like. And
I am proud to say that I was also once a member of the Dennis fan club.
You got a Dennis badge, a hairy badge with Gnasher on it, and his eyes
shoogled around, and a wallet for to keep your membership card in. All
for only 162 dollars and 39 cents, about the same as the great Sidney
Poitier made in a week while working as a policeman in The Heat Of The
Night. I have no idea what D.O.N.G stands for, though. Dirty Orangutangs
Nuzzle Genevieve?


Finally, that filthy navvy Robin Redbreast (who is going to Bowlie#2,
because I say so) said:

> I dreamt that I was at Bowlie II,
> although for some reason I was sleeping in a tent, and I was walking across
> a field when suddenly I started being divebombed by a radio-controlled
> aeroplane. It was like The Birds.

Which is funny because I was once divebombed by Roger McGuinn, Chris
Hillman, David Crosby, Gene Clark and Michael Clarke. It didn't occur to
me at the time, but you know now that I think about it it was almost
like...

Alasdair xx
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