Sinister: If there's meat pies on her nipples it must be England

[craigrm]

Hmmmmm I really can't comment on Wigan's range of exotic dancers, but I'm sure 
they're adding to the local economy by bringing in tourists from far & wide to 
marvel at their creative use of pastries and other meaty smallgoods. No doubt 
Channel 5 is working on a documentary about this phenomenon as we speak.

Sadly I too have fallen into the "Medium Study at Stow T-Shirt" trap. I don't 
feel too much of a victim as it fits OK and I can wear it without fear of 
social ridicule ...  but I still think that I should've gone for a large to 
allow for a bit of future expansion. I'm not going to buy a new one though so 
I think I'll start going to the gym again instead.

I spotted a fellow Stow t-shirt wearer in Tottenham Crt Tube station on 
Saturday arvo but where to surprised to offer any congratulations or words of 
encouragement. So if you were that mystery B&S fan then "Well done Sir".



Whistle while you work ? - errr maybe not.

Cheerio,

Craig xcx


>===== Original Message From Pete Ramsdale <peter.ramsdale at wdr.com> =====
>FourJacksAndAJill wrote:
>
>> This is all very well and good but it only begs the question (well in my
>> mind anyhoo) "What do you call the little things UK go-go dancers wear
>> over their nipples?"  I'm not about to go look at any UK stripping sites
>> to find out either, what fun would that be.
>
>Erm, dunno, really. Tassles? Elastoplast? Could be anything.....
>
>> So I'm to understand the go-go dancers in Wigan are of low quality over
>> there?  Perhaps some Wigan dancers on the list would like to defend
>> themselves...?  (I'm not holding my breath)
>
>Most of them have beards, underarm hair and whippets. And that's
>whippets as in the dogs that are closely related to greyhounds rather
>than the term for the five-second high you get if you snort the gas
>from a whipped-cream can. Actually I can't remember any places in
>Wigan that would have go-go dancers. They possibly had some at the
>Wigan Casino, but that got burnt down when I was still a nipper.
>
>> Now, bring on the
>> Proclaimers reunion to accompany the apocalypse...
>
>God in heaven help us. I don't even think that the combined musical
>talents of B&S could save such a dirge as "A Letter From America". As
>for their version of "King of The Road", well, I don't think I'm going
>to comment, as it's apparently very hard to type after you've thrown
>up on your keyboard. Ho-hum.
>
>Bit of B&S content for a change - you will all no doubt be glad to
>know that more than one person in the office has threatened to hang,
>draw and quarter me this morning if i even contemplate whistling "This
>Is Just A Modern Rock Song" again. I've tried to persuade them that it
>really isn't my fault, and that anyway, it's bloody good so there, but
>they're having none of it. I tell you, it's like the pogroms or
>something in here. I'm getting victimized for my musical beliefs. Or
>maybe it's just for the fact that I blatantly can't whistle. Anyhow, I
>recieved the aforementioned eepee on wednesday with my medium "Study
>at Stow" teeshirt (it really should have been a large, I think - I now
>know how a can of baked beans feels - and is it just me, or does
>anyone else think that light blue is not the best colour in the world
>when you get sweat patches??) along with Dog on Wheels, and TIJAMRS
>hasn't really been out of my cd player ever since. Rapidly becoming my
>fave track. Now how does it go again......pffffft, pffffft, pffffft,
>pffAAAAAAARGH.
>
>I wonder if they have email in casualty??
>
>lol p xx.
>--
>

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