Sinister: quess what? Nothing in here again!

jarkko frantila chamomile1 at xxx.com
Tue Aug 10 07:37:10 BST 1999


Right from the beginning.

CONSUMER COMMENTS:

Marcusomond said this one that kinda got into me:

>but stopped laughing when (a) she betrayed me and gave someone else a bj 
>while i was in the house>

That's never nice, that situation. Actually, I can't really tell, since I 
wasn't in the house when the love of my life (eh... then that was, 4 years 
ago) did the vertical boogie over and over again with her ex-boyfriend. 
While I was sitting at home waiting for her to get back from "cleaning that 
office". But hey, that's in the past!!! Smile and the whole world... No, I 
just can't fake it.

And on and on the same guy went, with things that made me think:

>i had my second ever crush - kylie minogue.>

Ahh, now were talking. I also used to fantasize about my parents leaving me 
to New York and me meeting Whitney Houston because of that and how she would 
take care of me and.... But the most horrifying thing was when Mel died (of 
Mel&Kim, remember them?). I was a Major fan of them ("FLM","Respectable", 
etc) and especially Mel who I wanted to marry. But somehow I forgot her 
completely at one point, just like a teenager does... And then, one day, I 
read in the paper that "Mel, the other half of the 80's sister-duo Mel&Kim 
has died of cancer." And what do I ask myself? "Who the fuck is 'Mel of the 
duo Mel&Kim'"? That's cold, you know.

And MO then said, which turned out to be Pretty friggin' hilarious:

>my first ever crush, incidentally, was cheetarah from thundercats.>

... which I read "Cheetah" at first.

BS-STUFF:

And now that the smut is out of the way, on to some B&S content: Does anyone 
have ANY idea if those Gentle Waves' shirts are coming or not? Or the 
badge(s)? I know, I know, I should ask about that from Jeepster, but, to 
tell you the truth, I just don't trust these big companies that are just in 
it for the money.

MY LIFE STORY:

A part of it. Two guys called me queer on saturday. Eh.... Ok, I had my 
black, velvety, a bit pornstarish shirt on, but still... I find it very 
funny that these kind of mistakes happen when I wear certain CLOTHES, for 
christs sake, like it would have something to do with it... Actually the 
other one was speaking english, so I can be proud: Someone has tried to 
insult me in a foreign language!!! In my own hometown!! Cool. And in the loo 
of this bar, me coming out of there, comes this 17-year old brat with his 
baggy pants and says to his friend: "These fucking faggots should be shot." 
How very open-minded of you, gentlemen. Would you like to have a cup of tee 
with my dear friend Oscar Wilde? Come on, you silly little kids, is that 
supposed to be insulting?

WONDERING:

I just noticed that I'm in front of Isobel and Stuart on the listcrush. How 
strange is that?

And btw, I find these stupid headings so stupid that I shall never use them 
again.

The end.

@---<--- Jake, two cups of coffee, a cigarette and a kiss.



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