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[Genevieve Wesley]

Hi sweet-peas!

Warrander John wrote:
and I suppose I'm sort of
>speaking from the horse's mouth being a giant of a man (not that you'd
>guess from my slender frame) with a fiery bush of red hair on my head
>and a plethora of "foreign" notches up and down my bedpost.

Och!This is fabulous imagery...I have such a craving to be a big,lusty,lump 
of a man sometimes.I too would have a whole plethora of foriegn women 
feeding me grapes,all the time.By the way,when I was speaking of 
`benchpressing` I wasn`t referring to intimate relations.I actually meant 
when you raise someone over your head and lift them.
John also spoke of dancing breasts! This is one of my favourite attributes 
of the Sinister List..we always are breaking down the barriers on taboo 
subjects.Well,when I feel lonely,and when the weight of the world is too 
much? I simply make my breasts dance,(and leap! and pirouette!)and am 
instantly taken to a Happy Land.All the boys on the list should admit they 
do this too...no-one will judge you,don`t worry.Stuart Murdoch does it 
too,so that makes it ok.

I must tell you of my strange Belle and Sebastian out-of-body experience.I 
was in a suburban mall in America,in the department store Sears,trying on 
many pairs of jeans.This is in the MAINFRAME section,which is very 
hip-and-trendy and targets young girls as their buyers,so right next to the 
jeans is a `WIN A MILLENIUM SHOPPING SPREE AT SEARS WITH YOUR FAVOURITE 
BACKSTREET BOY` and if you go down,a little further,the lingere section 
which makes me shudder.The type of lingere  there is like the kind the girl 
in Expectations mother is always threatens her a career in.Bins overflowing 
with tan-couloured mammoth sized underwear,you know? So there I was coming 
out of the dressing room,and I heard the familiar strains of Dirty Dream 
#2...they were showing the video! Right there in Sears in the MAINFRAME 
section.It was really weird...I mean,I REMEMBER when there was invitations 
posted to the list to be in that video.Anyways,very nice work.Some 
attractive boys in the video too, so bonus 10 points.

That whole experience caused ME to have a dirty dream...over Ricky Martin.I 
am not even attracted to him.I don`t even like him in an ironic way.It was 
very surreal...he was my math teacher,and I was very sick,and when all the 
students had left,he put these drops of medicine in my mouth and I was 
instantly healed.Then we went underneath a blanket,and to fool any 
passer-bys,talked math equations in normal voices. (I always practice math 
equations under-neath blankets with sex symbols,don`t you?)Anyways,I was 
trying to be sexy or something so I tried to give Ricky Martin a back 
massage,and the tease,he removed my hand.Hmmm.And then he made his breasts 
dance.

I saw half of Chasing Amy.The girl is too deep for me in the movie.Really 
makes you think,doesn`t it? (~)But that`s it..I`m going to resist the 
temptation to talk about this movie.I watched all 3 Karate Kids in a row.I 
didnt watch The Next Karate Kid though,which has that fiesty chick.Is there 
a 4th Karate Kid,with Ralph Macchio? My brother had a good idea for one...in 
the year 3000, Mr.Myagi,who is a cyborg,travels back in time to stop himself 
from turning into a cyborg..so its Myagi Vs. Myagi. Mister Christopher 
hasn`t wrote and Stuart stories.I do so wove them! Perhaps there could a 
sci-fi ish one ,with some cyborgs?

Ryan Phillipe is a good actor too.

lots of love,
your friend... genevieve

thank-you for putting up with me.Birthdays..pah!A load of disappointment is 
what they end up in usually.But it`s ok..I should be grateful (as mama says) 
I`ve got my health,and happiness and What Would Jesus Do bracelet.Erica...I 
am concerned..Playgirl subscriptions? Now now...



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