Sinister: Chocolate Conspiracies

[Shiona McPherson]

Alasdair Cook said:

Did anyone else notice when Cadburys shrunk Picnics? They were sneaky
about it, you
see, because the wrapper is still the same size but they've made it
thinner. Bastards.

Hmmm.  Curious.  Methinks a chocoplot is afoot.  The chocolate covering
on Jaffa Cakes is definitely thinner these days. And Hobnobs got smaller
too.  Scheming bastards, definitely.  

Either that, or there's a lot of forward planning going on for the
millenial chocolate shortage.

Shiona


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