Sinister: I'll say something now I've got something worth saying...

[Alan Singfield]

	The other great thing about Lord Anthony coats was that they were
bright orange quilted inside. This was great for skinflint parking
attendants, who would wear them inside out so you wouldn't run them over for
pointing out the blatantly obvious (where the next free parking space is.
Duhhh I think I'll park in that space which already has a car in it)

	I must vent a pet hate towards those so called *ironic* hipsters who
wear parkas now. They pay £100 for them from Camden market, and yet they
were the same bastards who wore sportswear at school and stamped our parkas
into the mud. We should set up a register of genuine parka owners, verified
by school photographs, and any non-member should get *their* parka stamped
in the mud.

	There. I've vented my spleen. So *thats* what the vent with poppers
halfway up the left side was for!

	See you people at ATP. Sorry I won't be wearing my parka, it doesn't
fit any more and I still haven't plucked up the courage to ask my mum to
wash the mud off.

Kisses & hugs where relevant, manly bearhugs where not.
Spanners.

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