Sinister: Everybody's talkin at me

[James Thorniley]

Hi all,
Sorry for posting so much, but interesting things keep happening (and I
keep forgetting what they are when I try to write e-mails). The subject
of sort of related to the post, but its mostly I just remembered that
song and I think its really cool. Who did that song, by the way? I
remember the Beautiful South did it but I seem to think that what a
cover, was it someone else originally?

Lotsa stuff happened today. Where to start? With comments of what i've
been reading in the list first, methinks.

THE LITTLE BOYS CLUB
E has to research 9-14 yr old boys. I used to be one of them a year or
two back. We liked jokes about semen and girls with not much clothes on.
Hope that helps your market research :)

ANOTHER PICNIC
In London, Woohoo. I missed the last one. I can go and get you all to
answer my questionnaire for my geography project that I have to do.
<grin, cackle> It's not necessarily that easy for me (evil mummy), but
I'll try to be there.

MEANINGFUL STUFF
Just quickly this time. "sweetie" has been labeled, stereotyped etc.
That was a nice post. It's nasty to be labeled. At first glance I am the
school nerd, but really I'm just his friend.

I WANT MY MUMMY
I call my mother mummy, and proud of it.

Now on to what happened today.

I WENT TO TOWN
I went to show off my Looper T-shirt. I also needed to get shampoo. On
Saturday I tried to get shampoo but failed, so I had to do it today
(Sunday). I went to town and went to the bank first, just to check my
balance. This is my conversation with the cash machine (ATM). # = what
cash machine said, ; = what I told it and $ = what I thought.

#Please enter your personal identification number
;****
#What to you want to do?
;Check balance
#Your balance is £**.**
#Would you like to do something else?
$I'll get a mini statement
;Yes
#What do you want to do?
$Hmm, now where is it.... Hey, whats this one: "Order a cheque book",
I'm sure that wasn't there before. Ha ha, which twat programmed it to
give cheque books to fifteen yr olds?
$....Well press it then.
;Order a cheque book
#You cheque book will be posted to you.

I'm sure I'm not old enough to have a cheque book. This one might be
difficult to explain to dearest mother when it comes through the post
:-).

Unfortunately all the shops were closed so I didn't get shampoo.

Now, other stuff I did on the net.

THANK YOU FRIENDS
After my last post lots of people added me to their ICQ lists, which was
very nice, thank you all. I even had a conversation with a couple of
them, hurrah.

NATTER, NATTER
I went on the sinister chat room. I was jambo, and everyone was very
nice. Was there someone moving to Surrey. Was it something like scarletx
or something? I don't think I talked to you much but it would be
interesting to know where you are going exactly (like, which town). I
might be able to tell you something about it. Maybe you could email me
off the list.

Sorry that wasn't of interest to everyone. Anyway, I think I have talked
for long enough, I'll stop now, byee.

--
James Thorniley

There's a man going down the M1 between junction 10 and 11, he turns on
the traffic news on his radio: "...there's a man going the wrong way
down the road on the M1 between j10 and j11..." The man thinks: "there's
not just one, it's hundreds of them"
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