Sinister: Help me Obi Wan, You're my only hope.

[Mr Beaker]

NAH NAH NAH, NAH NAH NAH, NAHNAHNAH NAHNAHNAH, NAH
NAH.

Someone, who I apologise for not reading their mail
properly and actually taking in their name, wrote :

>Also available on my particular phone is the facility
>to programme your own ring melody, which is where I
>hope some of you out there may be able to help my
>phone ring out with a B&S tune or two (instead of
>Sesame Street)! It's an Ericcson phone if that helps
>anyone?

What model is it ?

I will also, rather unfortunately, be required to have
a mobile, and I want one that I can program with the
tune the Dutch Footy band play on the terraces...You
know, the really fucking annoying one.


TREES AND ELEPHANTS

I really don't like this Wu-Tang name thing, Porn
names are definitely more interesting, not that I'm
encouraging that the list be flooded with that
nonsense again.  We're supposed to be delicate little
things, not Bad-Assed Muthas.  Besides which I suggest
I'd probably be something like "Intolerable
Notverystreetwise Tree Hating Eejit".


THE AUTHORS VERDICT

Mark C kindly informed us of those Hollywood kids B&S,
having their song "Brian Stein" used in "It's Nick
Hornby, but it's not about football".  Bollocks. 
Horses Arse.  Crap Book, Crap Film, Crap Song.  When's
someone going to use "Slow-Cooker Graffiti" in a film?
:)

Must be lunch.
Madness.
Insanity.
Mustn't pause, mustn't hesitate, otherwise you get a
bash on the head...like this..

BYE
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