Sinister: a mile and a half on a stationary bus takes a very long time

[The Narrow Wizard]

Hello out there in twee world

Has anyone mailed me lately? I only ask because my e-mail program died
last night and when I resurected it all of my mail had disappeared.
Normally of course I'd just cast a spell to get it all back but whenever I
do that people always complain about the computer lab smelling of
cinnamon, why must magic smell like that?
I'm a bit upset by losing my mail actually, it's great fun reading over
all the old insults that have been sent my way (archel called me a
blackmailing sod just the other day, I was almost tempted to carry out my
threat even though she did what I wanted) and as for the promises to give
me a nice spanking (you know who you are) well I could read those all day.

A quick piece of advice for you all, if you have to organise a function
for a society you really ought to publicise it to the members as otherwise
you end up with 2 bottles of wine for each person who turns up and that's
given me an almighty hangover. Oh well at least it was a free hangover, I
didn't pay a penny towards getting into the state that I was in last
night.

B&S are great to listen to when you've got a hangover though, I've got a
minidisc of the Bowlie on right now and it's making me feel loads better,
I am getting a few funny looks though, maybe I should stop bopping in my
seat.

respect to whoever sent in all those corruptions of B&S song lyrics, I'm a
great fan of corruptions.

Hmmm this mail appears to be quite long and says nothing important, it
seems that the title I gave it at the start is rather more fitting than I
intended. sorry about that.
love, hugs, and fizzy sweets
   owen

With that the narrow wizard waggled his bushy eyebrows and disappeared in
a flash of blue flame leaving behind only a faint smell of cinnamon

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