Sinister: three for the road

[BradWhiddon at xxx.com]

so i'm sitting at home with my roommate last night and this friend of the 
girl he's seeing who happens to be a stripper came by to pick him up to take 
him over to the girl he's seeing's house. the girl who picked him up was 
beautiful.....and a stripper.

so i get a call later that night from the stripper telling me to come on over 
cause they're playing strip poker and drinking and that she wanted me. now, 
no stripper has ever wanted me before to my knowledge, so i just laughed it 
off and figured they were prank calling.

two hours later my roommate calls me up and asks me why i didn't come over. i 
told him i would've looked like a total knob walking in with everyone 
laughing at me. but then he told me that he had just done the whole menage a 
tois thing with them and she wasn't joking and i could've bedded down with a 
beautiful stripper if i wasn't so damn cynical.

two hours later i get another call. they were waiting on pizza and my 
roommate decided to call me up again. "we just did it again, man" he 
says.....and i hung up on him.

now, i know people usually write in about buses and foxes and crushes, but it 
fucking sucks to sit here knowing what i missed out on. and i'm mad. 

wouldn't you be?

-brad
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