Sinister: Gimme whiskey...in a bucket not a cup....

[JENOWL22 at xxx.com]

Hello you sinster lot!

I didn't really mean the heading but I've decided that the Amphetameanies are 
amazing. Amazing. Amazing. And Whiskey makes me laugh.

I'm sitting in my room with the Amphetameanies up full blast, ignoring my dad 
yelling to get it down, and my cello, duffel coat, unfinished knitting and 
school uniform lying at awkward angles all over the place. I mean, I know i 
was excited to get home from school today (I love fridays!), but I have 
absolutely no idea how the bow of my cello came to be stuck in the 
lampshade...

It's snowing! And proper snow, not minging stuff that turns into sludge when 
it hits the ground either but real, icing sugar, fairy-land snow!!! And 
enough to make snowballs. And I've nearly finished my scarf, so I'll be able 
to wear it on monday to school, and embarrass all my friends.

My Tigermilk poster arrived at last. My dad says it's pornographic, and I 
shouldn't have it up, but um...well...stuff him! He just has something 
against Struan. He's very insulting.

My mum's away for the weekend, but I think she'll like it, because belle and 
sebastian are her favourite group too. Which is kind of queer, but it means I 
can listen to them in the car without complaints.


A boy i know found out who i like and told everyone. He announced to the 
computing class "george fancies johnathon", which was doubley hurtful, 
because I'm not overly fond of people making references to my supposed 
resemblance to a famous five character. Also Johnathon's best friend was in 
that class. So i'm really really mad, especially since he's relly cool, and 
hansome and funny and everyone likes him, and I'm a bit of the opposite.

Also, people keep pretending to warm their hands on my hair, and when I 
insist on the fact that it's auburn, I get "aye,  aw burnin' ". It really IS 
auburn though.

Leaky's post made me laugh so much! But could someone tell me what a dildo 
is. I have a rough idea, but I'm not sure.

Jen




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