Sinister: Say NO to sit-ups!

[Erica MacArthur]

Sisters with pert-bottoms,

> i'd like to donate my ass to the bodypart list

look, remember Colleen, a donkey is for life, not just for Christmas. This
sinister bodyparts thing has left me a little disgruntled. I'm all for
people to bear their flesh, but do we have to have such particularly lovely
examples? There's only so many times you can tell yourself your winter
'padding' makes you look more like Marilyn monroe.

Jen said:
>I hate grungers. Really.

The funniest thing about some townies I know, is that they'll refer to
anything that isn't their sort as a grunger. e.g "You smoke, don't you? All
grungers do." How on *earth* could I qualify as a grunger? They'd have me
hung by my pink tights before I could utter even the slightest approval for
the new Marilyn Manson fayre. I don't really have anything against grungers,
apart from when The Offspring get played at the Indie Disco and they jump on
feet through my open toed slingbacks, as I scuttle off the floor in disgust.
And they smell, and don't wash their hair enough, but then the same thing
could be said of Stuart David.

Archel said the boys used to call her 'foreplay', a clever play on her
surname, Playforth. That's got to be better than Eric-shon. I wish I could
write gutsy poetry like the aforementioned. I think my new silver shoes are
possessed by the spirit of a 1950s housewife. That's the thing with buying
your shoes from Help The Aged, you never know who has died in them.

Why not embroider a few of your favourite words, or your fake name into the
lining of your coat? I'm currently in the process of embroidering the words
"Yes I do but not with you" in tiny red sequins onto the back pocket of my
jeans. Just a little thought.

Erica
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