Sinister: Say no to Oslo/ say yes to porno

[jarkko frantila]

Lovely Erica said this:

>How on *earth* could I qualify as a grunger?

Well I WAS a grunger, back in the days Kurt still had his head. People 
actually called me Grungy (haha). And yes, I stank. And yes, I was angry 
with the world. And I didn't wash my hair often enough. And I had an Alice 
In Chains- t-shirt, FAAAARRRR too big, of course. But that was 1993. Now 
it's 1999, I wear a bit too small t-shirts (with Little Prince printed on 
the one I'm wearing now, isn't it cute? See? See?), I'm in love with the 
world, I wash my har every day. And this one guy who is of a friend of a 
friend called me "a fucking nerd." So I've changed, you see?

And then Erica continued:

>They'd have me hung by my pink tights

...and I found myself sexually aroused by that. These days, even a cats 
mioaw gets my hormones going.

On on and on Erica went:

>Why not embroider a few of your favourite words, or your fake name into the 
>lining of your coat? I'm currently in the process of embroidering the words 
>"Yes I do but not with you" in tiny red sequins onto the back pocket of my 
>jeans. Just a little thought.

Brilliant idea! I could maybe-possibly-if-the-time-was-right make myself a 
"No my glasses are real I'm not using these for nothing you silly arsehole 
stop fooooking asking me that same question all over again you guys make me 
want to puke you think that just because you've been thinking of using fake 
black rimmed glasses makes me a fucking faker too well I'm not so sod off do 
you know her well could you introduce me to her 'cause she has the prettiest 
brown eyes in the world and I'm a sucker for brown eyes and her face is 
pretty too and her hair looks cool."- shirt.

But that would mean I'd have to start wearing those XL- sized t-shirts 
again. So I'll just say the same as I've always done when asked that 
question about my glasses:

"Yes."

And then I smile.

But now I'm gone.

@--->--- A rose, love and other stuff that makes you fell funny in your 
tummy, Jake

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>Erica
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