Sinister: ROUND 2 (STUART MURDOCH ENTERS THE RING)

[GEORGE HENRY DICKIE]

FRUIT
   FLY

THE BACON IS DRY

    YO-YO LIST

STUART WILL MAKE HIS ENTRANCE
NEAR THE END OF THE ROUND
OK
KEEP WITH IT


MMMMMMM
I'M NOT HAPPY
THE TOP 10 LIST SHAG
HAS BEEN UPDATED
MY TOP 10 TEEN FILMS
IS NOT THERE
I WILL CRY

         I WILL HIDE IT
  BY CRYING AT THE END OF THE ROUND
WHEN WATER IS SQUIRTED ON MY FACE


YER
I  LIKE ALL THESE NEW PEOPLE COMING
OUT OF AUDIENCE AND INTO THE RING


MMM
YER
I HAVE A DEAD BODY STORY

            IT HAPPENED OUTSIDE THE BOXING ARENA


OUTSIDE A PUB
WHERE I
SAW SOME LEGS
WITH TROUSERS SOCKS SHOES
POKING OUT OF A SKIP

ME AND MY FRIENDS JUMPED

      WITH FRIGHT

THEN WE WENT INTO THE PUB
MMMMM
I COULD NOT DRINK THE BEER
WITH WHAT LOOKED LIKE A DEAD BLOKE IN A SKIP OUTSIDE

WE THOUGHT MAYBE
IT COULD BE A TRAMP ASLEEP
OR MAYBE A SORT OF A DUMMY

MMM
IN THE END I WENT OUTSIDE TO CHECK
AGAIN
IT
WAS A STRANGE SORT OF DUMMY
MMMMMMMM

SO NO DEAD BODY
A FUNNY STORY IN THE END
MMMMMM

        OH I DON'T THINK
ANYONE HAS SEEN THIS

IT IS SOMETHING ON THAT SSP (SCOTTISH SOCIALIST PARTY) SHAG
MM
STUART MURDOCH SAID THIS


"My favourite band is The Smiths. They made the most fantastic music and 
they seemed to do it from such a righteous background. But, I'm kind of sure 
that if they signed to a major label, they'd probably take as much money as 
they could and be an entertainer and be manipulated. As long as the music is 
produced, I think that's the main thing. I think that things are happening 
all over Scotland. These initiatives that happen, the underground,just keep 
at it, you know what you're doing is good. The major guys, the major labels, 
are in trouble. They know they haven't got a scoobie and they're panicking. 
You know what's going on so just keep doing it, they'll come to you and 
you'll have the upper hand"



YER
HOPE
U ENJOYED THAT
MMMMMMMMMMMM
ETC

        I THINK BASICALLY THE MESSAGE
                               FROM STU

              IS KEEP FIGHTING
                   MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM INDEED
I SHALL



******MOST BOYS THINK OF GIRLS AND WANK
                      I THINK OF GIRLS AND CRY******

LOVE
  AND
     FOUNTAINS


PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON


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