Sinister: Funny Butter AKA Get In The Ring Motherfucker

[William Messent]

Hallo children, and how are we?

Before I go any further, I would like to send a
message of congratulations and respect (or 'mad
props', as I believe they are known) to three listees;

1)Ms Lucy Alder, for one of the funniest nearly-rude
expressions I have ever heard. I laughed out loud,
thus drawing the attention of my colleagues and boss,
alerting them to the fact that I have figured out a
password to get internet access at work, even though I
shouldn't be able to. I may get the sack, but it would
be worth it for that one gag.

2)The Enforcer, for all the good work. I just like it.

3)George Henry Dickie. He's grown on me, what can I
say? I like the boxing analogies. Speaking of which,
more respect to Mr Muhammed Ali, officially sporting
hero of the century thanks to the BBCs viewers, who
showed a sight more taste than the wankers who voted
Westlife as single of the year. I went for Lou Bega
myself, and where did he end up? Nowhere, that's
where.

Went to a party last night that ended up in a
bunfight, but it snowed as we walked home which made
everything alright by me. No foxes though, unless you
count my girlfriend. Which you wouldn't because she is
minging.*

Only kidding, she actually looks like one of The
Coors.

The bloke.*

George Henry Dickie quotes Stuart M in his post, and I
like the fact that Stuart uses the phrase "They
haven't got a scooby". I'll have to remember to use
that. I would also add that I can't see how pouring
gin into Chris Moyles' drink can be seen as anything
but an act of kindness and charity.

Arantxa: try 'Living Like A Donkey' by Mike Nicholls.
Not very easy to get hold of, but the best donkey song
this boy's ever heard anyway. Give Selectadisc a
whirl.

Well I'll leave you now, my beauties. If I don't see
you before I unplug my mailbox for a fortnight, please
have a rock'n'roll Christmas. For me.

Goodnight, ladies,

Willennium x

*jokes.

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