Sinister: Sinister's Most Wanted - The case of the missing honey.

[Alexander Borgia]

Attention all sini-cops:

We have been able to rule out Winnie the Pooh as a suspect in this case.
His alibi is air tight, although we still think he is a shifty devil who
is up to no good.

I should probably apologize for my haste in sending out my rant this
morning, I may not have made myself overly clear. The e-mail in question
was indeed sent to honey at missprint.org. Judging by the return message, I
believe Mummy's mail is auto forwarded through Esosoft.

I guess until we hear back from Mummy, we should refrain from sending
him any e-mail. I do know that he has inquired of quite a few places
where he may be able to move the list and he may be awaiting e-mail
replies from them. So if anyone has an alternate way of contacting our
dearest Mummy, please do and inform him that his mail is possibly being
returned to the sender.


This next bit is a reply to Mr. Leak's post of this morning, however,
please don't take it personally, I am offering an observation that was
presented to me.

"That's right, he cunningly crowbarred the last
question into the conversation as if he were asking
about the weather. I asked him to let me out! Phew, he
could have been the new Dennis Neilsen in training. It
sounds silly but I felt really angry and used but
anyway, I'm over it now."

Please consider this event  as a rite of passage. I am sure that anyone
who has used his thumb as a ticket for a ride has at some point
encountered this situation. Others have encountered it under different
circumstances. I am sure you were offended, but what you have learned is
how girls feel when they are accosted by a guy whom they find repulsive.
Particularly, when they are somewhat vulnerable from the effects of
alcohol or other party substances. Let this be a lesson to all in their
interactions with members of the general populace. While you may not
find your actions repulsive and uncomfortable, perhaps the recipient of
your advances does.

As for a member of the same sex expressing their desires towards you,
accept them as a compliment. Hold your head high and think about how
damned cute you must be for their to approach you. Loneliness is
something that all people feel at some point or another. Please be
gentle when declining the amorous attentions of other individuals if
their intentions are honourable. We all get dumped and turned down some
time or another. Remember how it feels.

I promise not to post so seriously in the future, I will return to my
usual mode of not making sense after this brief public announcement.

Alexander

(who is still feeling pretty special after the gay guys were fawning all
over me when I was buying teddy bears on Saturday, and despite their
attempts to interest me in the leather clad butch bears, they never
stood a chance, but I was never  offended or rude by their actions, just
convinced that I was having a really cute day)

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